Sunday, February 26, 2006

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What Andrew Ley has been doing recently (in list of importance)

1 Tequila;

I only drink Tequila of other people’s bodies. One may think that this could be a difficulty however I find that there is no shortage of people that can be persuaded. Tequila and the beach is a fantastic combination. If you have Tequila on the beach at night it is guaranteed to be a great night.

2. Frisbee;

This is great because it comes with tequila. And girls! The other day I was sitting in a spa with six really good-looking Frisbee girls. This was great. I want a spa. Humm, maybe I can get my hands on some Frisbee photos.

3. Job applications;

I am now applying for graduate jobs next year. I really hope I get one. Oh well, If not I will go back and do further study or travel. I think that I would like to go to England an Canada to see long lost missing friends.

4. Work

I have a great job where I don’t really have to do anything. Great. I surf the net all day. This could get boring, however if this is the case then I will read a book instead.

10 Comments:

Blogger lumpkin said...

long lost friends would like to see you too...

: )

6:20 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

your job sounds great! I have a similar job at the moment, but it pays less. it's called unemployment...

6:34 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

I like the way my comment has the time listed but not the date, so nobody can tell I put this second comment up like 2 months later...

6:48 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

...and then another comment like a month after that ...

6:09 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

... in fact, this is going to be my new personal journal space. I'll keep writing until Ley gets kicked off blogger because his blog takes up too much space...

6:10 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

June 01: Still not king.

Ley still hasn't noticed I am using his blog comments as a personal journal. Good! It is of the utmost importance that I remain undetected, for the success of the mission depends on it.

I bet Ley has forgotten his login details for blogger. Hmmm, while this means I won't be detected for some time, I must think of a way to make sure he can log in in the future, at least by the day of the big explosive mission-concluding event. Hahaha, the fool, I wonder what he'd think if he knew he was going to be in the centre of the biggest plot ever seen by man...

4:26 PM  
Blogger lumpy said...

June 04: A new development

Something new appeared on the server today. I thought at first it was just a log file, but it looks like that's just a cover and it was been put there for me to find. I've still got to decode what it means, it's just a few sentence fragments amongst presumably meaningless number codes.

What could it all mean? A new ally out there? A trap? Something else? I'll proceed with caution for now. I've thought of leaving my own fake log file as a response, but that might be too obvious and start attracting attention. After all, I found the first one, so who knows who else is watching.

Ley still hasn't seen anything as far as I can tell. I think my sources are still loyal and they tell me there's nothing to worry about.

Time ticks away. If only I knew where to find the key, this would be easy and we could go straight to the final stage. For now, I just have to take the opportunities that present themselves.

9:27 AM  
Blogger lumpy said...

September 5: In a rush to meet my publishing deadline, I died! Stray bullet during a gunfight. Well wasn't that an anticlimax!

5:02 PM  
Blogger andrew ley said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Why. All this is due to my ambivalence towards my Blog. I will hunt down and exact revenge on this person once I remember how to update this @($#*ing blog.

12:42 AM  
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